December 6, 2016
sex toy gift

Are these good gifts? We think so! Naughty gifts? Extremely!

Build a better mousetrap and the world beats a path to your door, but what does it beat if you build a better sex toy? Valentine’s Day is a time for hearts and flowers, but sometimes you need a little more than that to move to more passionate realms. That’s where HuffPost Weird News can lend a hand, by helping you find some of this year’s most outrageous sex toys. Surely, one of them will rub you the right way. One final warning: This gallery is not for everybody. But if you’re using one of these items to enjoy consensual sex with another responsible adult (or by yourself), all we can say is, “Happy Valentine’s Day.” TAZapper Kink.com The TAZapper will be an electrifying addition to your sex life: A device that gives off a 9-volt jolt depending on which body part it touches. (We’d like to point out that this product has no connection to the company that produces TASER products for law enforcement organizations, but who knows what inspires lovers who are in the mood for some adventure? Kink.com) X2 Orgasmatron Orgasmatronics.com The Orgasmatron sounds like a robot character from a softcore sci-fi porn spoof. What it promises is slightly more intense: The manufacturer claims the vibrator uses basic physics to ensure the buzzing not only hits the tip of the clitoris but also nerve endings inside the body. (X2 Orgasmatron) Sasha Grey Deep Throat Pocket Pal AdamEve.com You might not experience oral sex from porn actress Sasha Grey, but how about her “Deep Throat Pocket Pal”? The device is apparently “molded directly from her pouty lips and tongue,” and creates a natural suction effect. The fact that it looks like a weird parasitic alien from a bad sci-fi film is of no concern to you, Earthling! (AdamEve.com) My Diletto AdultDVDEmpire.com My Diletto works a lot like a rowing machine, except the user is arguably getting more out of it. The man or woman uses the poles to move the seat and attached sex toy in and out. You get a workout while working yourself over. (My Diletto) Fetish Fantasy Web Restraint AdamEve.com Sadly, mattress manufacturers are still stuck with their old-fashioned ideas that a bed is just for sleeping in. Luckily, the Fetish Fantasy Web Restraint rejects that boring notion by turning the bed into a “fantasy bondage sex web of seduction.” Of course, removing the restraints when it’s […]
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